Dear Fast Food Employee:
When I come to your drive-thru this week (oh-ho! especially this week) and order a chicken sandwich (today I mean you Burger King), do not DO FREAKIN' NOT say "What kind of chicken sandwich? We got a bunch of 'em".
Because, dearest greasy-haired worker, I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SAY THE ORIGINAL CHICKEN SANDWICH!!! IF I HAD FREAKIN' WANTED A TENDERCRISP OR A FREAKIN' TENDERGRILL, I WOULD HAVE ORDERED A FREAKIN' TENDERCRISP OR A FREAKIN' TENDERGRILL.
Any more questions? Have a nice day.
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