Open Letter to Fast Food Restaurants in the Greater Charleston Area

Dear Fast Food Employee:

When I come to your drive-thru this week (oh-ho! especially this week) and order a chicken sandwich (today I mean you Burger King), do not DO FREAKIN' NOT say "What kind of chicken sandwich? We got a bunch of 'em".

Because, dearest greasy-haired worker, I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SAY THE ORIGINAL CHICKEN SANDWICH!!! IF I HAD FREAKIN' WANTED A TENDERCRISP OR A FREAKIN' TENDERGRILL, I WOULD HAVE ORDERED A FREAKIN' TENDERCRISP OR A FREAKIN' TENDERGRILL.

Any more questions? Have a nice day.

C'mon, Southern Sister

Hasn't it been at least a year since my little Southern Sister, Britney, did this?


Shouldn't her real hair be long enough by now to stop this nonsense????


I mean, c'mon, Brit, your real hair has to (HAS TO) look better than these Sally Beauty hair extensions. Mom and Dad have your conservatorship. Shouldn't they have control over this, too? My god, Jaime Spears, DO something. I'm just sayin'.

Really? Really?

Wow...my gaydar needs adjusting apparently. Today, I read that Wentworth Miller of Prison Break.....this guy


is gay. Huh.....he's a cute enough guy. No Kevin McKidd (my Get One Free) or anything.

At least he's dating this guy:


This guy is Luke McFarlane (a cousin maybe?). He is currently on Brothers and Sisters, but I first saw him on Over There (a little watched, hence cancelled, show about the war). What a cutie he is!


Aw....no wonder single girls can't find a good guy! All the gay guys have already found them!

I'm going to go hug Lovey right now and tell him how much I appreciate him.

Me Likey Right Now

It has indeed been a while. I've been BIZZIE with company (annual Spring Home Invasion - yes, there are stories - no, you won't read them here) and work (yick! IF I start, I won't shut up about it) and stuff (like my Very Special Blog to come if I can convince myself to put one of my most embarrassing days in writing. E - I blame you especially after our conversation last week). Happy thoughts.....happy thoughts....

Here's what take me to my Happy Place right now:

Blue Bell Centennial Cupcake Ice Cream



The description:
Centennial Cupcake Ice Cream is a delicious cake batter ice cream with pieces of yellow cake, a chocolate icing swirl and four-leaf clover sprinkles. Yeah, it's that good.


Enchanted


If you talk about it long enough, he will rent it. This is how we came about watching this last night. What a cute movie! So Disney in a good way! And Lovey even laughed in places.

Such A Pretty Fat


I LOVE that I don't have to wait that much longer for this book to come out! I've already pre-ordered from Amazon! Sniff! I've missed you, sista!

I so almost forgot this:

The Rakku


It's a carnival ride for shoes! It would be the least I could do for them since they bring me so much joy!